About the Author

Hello! Thank you for going so far as to click on the “About the Author” section. I assume that this means you would like to know a little bit about me. Well, let me get started.

My name is Lauren Hippenstiel and I am currently an Active Member of the Church of Satan.

I am also working as a Theatrical Lighting Designer in the Pacific Northwest corner of Washington State. I mostly work in Skagit county, but my work was also seen in King, Snohomish, and Whatcom counties. I work freelance and also for a local college, if they can’t find a student to work for free.

My day job, believe it or not, is as a middle and high school teacher of drama and set design. I also serve lunch to the students beforehand, run Drama Club and D&D club, and teach an after-school class for 3rd-5th graders. I couldn’t ask for a better way to make a living, even if it doesn’t pay much.

Funnily enough, I actually graduated from Western Washington University with a BA in English. I am currently in school getting my last few required classes I need in order to get into a Masters Program. I hope to teach English one day. Actually, I just want to teach.

I have two cats, Edwin Lucifer Hubble and Albert Asmodeous Einstein, who are the loves of my life! We are fortunate enough to be loved by my wonderful boyfriend, who I shall let remain nameless.

I hope you like to hear my opinion, even if you don’t like what I say.

Hail Satan!